Spring Slow Down!
Early April is usually the end of Spring Break for most Universities, although some of the hardcore Spring Breakers have been known to party on well into May! It all comes down to how many classes you have, if you can afford to miss them, and usually how much money you have left. Unfortunately some clubs really hike up the alcohol prices during March and April, and you can spend alot of money really quickly if you don’t know what you are doing.
For us it came down to the fact that we had/have no cash left and need to get back to our boring 9-5! Unlike alot of these chicks that we met, daddy isn’t paying our bills(I wonder how pops would feel if he knew daddy’s girl was stripping on stage and let complete strangers grope her boobies!)
The most important Spring Break tip we can give our readers is to drink in moderation. Pace yourself, don’t go full-out, never drink on an empty stomach! We’ve seen time and time again people get so excited about Spring Break. They go out and get hammered within the first few hours, only to spend the rest of the night puking their guts out, and suffering from a terrible hangover the next day. Enjoy your Spring Break, and don’t pass out on the beach!

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