Like it or not groping some random chick is very common during Spring Break. Most of the girls are so drunk that they have no idea what they are doing. Half the time they are the ones doing the groping, be it with their friends, classmates, the other girls competing in the contest, or just some lucky dude in the front-row.

Many times this is a great ice-breaker, and it gets the conversation flowing. A girl I know has a special way of meeting guys. She just goes over to a random guy that she likes, grabs his cock, and says “wanna fuck?”… As you can imagine if most guys tried this they would get arrested, but girls can get away with this overly-forward approach.

For $25, some clubs in Southern Florida will let you be the “waterboy”. If you decide to volunteer for this position make sure it is towards the end of the night. The DJ and club management will be so hammered, they won’t notice if your hand gets away from you for an innocent little spring break grope/feel-up(whatever you want to call it).

Last week when my friend bit the bullet and tried his hand as “waterboy”, he had three girls to soak. The first two were ok, nothing special, but the third girl that went up was damn hot, and I just knew he was gonna try his luck with her. I was expecting him to get slapped or at least shot-down and cut to shreds with some rude comment and a kick to the groin something, but the girl loved it, she was all smiles! Next thing he knew, she was putting his hand down her panties!