The lovely girls from the midwest are not to be over-looked. They are wholesome, somewhat naive, and can drink many men under the table. During the COLD winters there is often nothing to do but sit around and drink, drink and drink some more. Thats why girls from the midwest can hold their alcohol better than almost anyone.

Houseparties in the midwest are unlike anything you will ever see. Due to the fact that most midwestern nightclubs aren’t very good, (they close early, sometimes before 2am,) and have shitty liquor laws. These clubs also attract large groups of rednecks. These rednecks are primarily going out for two reasons;

1. To find cheap drink specials, and get as shit-faced as possible.

2. To get into as many scraps as they can.

Houseparties are a great way to avoid these drunk pricks. Get the word out early and tons of babes will show up! Make sure you have a digital cam with you, or at least a phonecam. Spontaneous shit is always happening and you wouldnt want to let one of those moments pass you by without being prepared.

One exception to the rule about shitty clubs is the clubs in Ohio. There is one club in particular that is renown for its wild after-hours action. Of course the club still closes way too early by Florida/Westcoast standards, but its the stuff that goes down after the doors close that sets it apart. Obviously it will help you out greatly if you know someone that works there, or sometimes if you leave fat tips throughout the night that will also work and get you a peek at the after-hours party.

It just so happens that we received a submission from a dude that works in the kitchen as a dishwasher or something. He said that girls are trying all night to get free drinks from the barstaff. These same girls are the the ones that try earlier to get in for free, and walk right in without waiting after whispering something into the bouncer’s ear. Ever wonder what they say? My dishwashing buddy said that these girls might not have to pay with cash exactly, but nothing in these places is free. These girls end up paying with sexual favors, and after-hours is when these favors get cashed in! So next time you see a hot little babe cut to the front of the line and walk in for free, you’ll know how she does it!

My main man in the kitchen sent in these pics of a wet-t contest that took place just before close. As you can see this blonde is smoking hot! She is a regular in the club, and she is VERY proud of her nice, natural titties. All the workers in the club consider her to be “public-property”. I’m told that she blew all the security staff on that night! Hopefully next week buddy in the kitchen will have his shot at her.

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