Spring Break tips

It’s a sad fact of life that going to University nowadays is damn expensive. Tuition costs have gone up through the roof. Then there is books, material, computers, the cost of finding a decent apartment, car, insurance, food, ect. All these expenses add up quickly, and it really makes it extremely hard to think about taking a vacation during Spring Break. For the uneducated, a decent Spring Break trip can set you back around $2000! Last year I actually met a guy that partied one week down in Daytona, and spent next to nothing! Yes, thats right, his total trip expenses came out to be under $100!!! These are some of his following tips;

1. If you can, always bum a ride down with people you know. Or as my buddy did, he used his dad’s airmiles and booked himself a ticket. Only from Texas to Florida, wasn’t too far, but it was free!

2. Hook up with some friends in their hotel room. (offer to pay them later) This is also a very important tip. You have to be careful here, because you don’t want to do anything that will piss your friends off in the future. Best thing to do(straight from the horse’s mouth) is alternate hotel rooms. If you go to any decent-sized college
in the United States, chances are you will know tons of people that will be going to Spring Break.

Easiest thing to do is stay in a different hotel room(different group of friends) each night. If you’re only there for ten days, then it shouldn’t be too hard! During Spring Break it is very common for tons of people(even strangers) to cram inside hotel room. During our stay we weren’t even in our hotel room very much. Pretty much the only time we were there was to take a shower or to have a nap. Lots of people even crash on the beach. So there are plenty of alternatives.

3. Check the internet for tour companies that offer all-inclusive packages. These groups are GOLD MINES! You need to be well aware of what hotels they will be staying in, what nightclubs they will be going to, what activities they will be having, ect.

4. This tip is perhaps one of the most important! You need to seek out these groups, and become friends with some of the people in them. Preferably some fat, ugly girls. Hook up with these fat, ugly girls if you need to because they will be your meal-ticket! Tell them something like you were in another tour-group and you lost your wristband, and your papers. Convince them to give you their wristband(the fat girl will have
the proof of purchase and receipts to easily get another replacement wristband, so she shouldn’t have a problem helping you out!) Then slowly make your way away from the fat girls to some of the hotter girls in the Spring Break tour group. Don’t be too obvious, because you don’t want to piss off the fat girls!

5. Reverse Increment Tip. Lots of Florida nightclubs have drink specials during Spring Break, but even if they don’t this is a great technique to get the most bang for your holiday buck. When you first buy drinks, drop the bartender a nice big fat tip. He/she will be amazed at your generosity, and the next time you go up to the bar, they will serve you first, and give you a drink with super-high alcohol content! Then you give them a small-ass tip. The bartender won’t care because they will only remember the first large tip you left them at the very beginning. Then you are set for the rest of the night!