One of the best things about the beaches in Florida is that nobody cares if the girls go topless. This easy-going mentality is not only during Spring Break but all year long! My personal favorite is Miami Beach. South Beach/Miami Beach has to be one of the best party scenes in all of North America. SoBe has some action happening somewhere 24 hours a day. During the daytime under the hot sun you can find thousands of hot babes tanning and generally getting naked on the beach. Last time I was there I saw a group of three hotties bumping and grinding and playing a game that consisted of trying to grope and expose eachothers boobies. I am pretty sure that they had been drinking earlier.

One must always be careful when on Miami Beach(more so during the night), because there is a section for homosexuals. Sometimes they bring their hot female friends(whom often go topless because they use the logic that gay guys dont care if a girl is showing her titties or not!), but even so they seem to get the most aggressive and don’t like being stared at or having their pictures taken. All in all better left alone!

After about 12am, alot of the action can be found in some of the nearby nightclubs. Alot of the girls arrived totally trashed from previous parties they were at. These girls get so horny and excited about the chance to show-off their new tans that soon they are buck-naked in front of everyone wiggling their tight little asses!

Spring Break tips

It’s a sad fact of life that going to University nowadays is damn expensive. Tuition costs have gone up through the roof. Then there is books, material, computers, the cost of finding a decent apartment, car, insurance, food, ect. All these expenses add up quickly, and it really makes it extremely hard to think about taking a vacation during Spring Break. For the uneducated, a decent Spring Break trip can set you back around $2000! Last year I actually met a guy that partied one week down in Daytona, and spent next to nothing! Yes, thats right, his total trip expenses came out to be under $100!!! These are some of his following tips;

1. If you can, always bum a ride down with people you know. Or as my buddy did, he used his dad’s airmiles and booked himself a ticket. Only from Texas to Florida, wasn’t too far, but it was free!

2. Hook up with some friends in their hotel room. (offer to pay them later) This is also a very important tip. You have to be careful here, because you don’t want to do anything that will piss your friends off in the future. Best thing to do(straight from the horse’s mouth) is alternate hotel rooms. If you go to any decent-sized college
in the United States, chances are you will know tons of people that will be going to Spring Break.

Easiest thing to do is stay in a different hotel room(different group of friends) each night. If you’re only there for ten days, then it shouldn’t be too hard! During Spring Break it is very common for tons of people(even strangers) to cram inside hotel room. During our stay we weren’t even in our hotel room very much. Pretty much the only time we were there was to take a shower or to have a nap. Lots of people even crash on the beach. So there are plenty of alternatives.

3. Check the internet for tour companies that offer all-inclusive packages. These groups are GOLD MINES! You need to be well aware of what hotels they will be staying in, what nightclubs they will be going to, what activities they will be having, ect.

4. This tip is perhaps one of the most important! You need to seek out these groups, and become friends with some of the people in them. Preferably some fat, ugly girls. Hook up with these fat, ugly girls if you need to because they will be your meal-ticket! Tell them something like you were in another tour-group and you lost your wristband, and your papers. Convince them to give you their wristband(the fat girl will have
the proof of purchase and receipts to easily get another replacement wristband, so she shouldn’t have a problem helping you out!) Then slowly make your way away from the fat girls to some of the hotter girls in the Spring Break tour group. Don’t be too obvious, because you don’t want to piss off the fat girls!

5. Reverse Increment Tip. Lots of Florida nightclubs have drink specials during Spring Break, but even if they don’t this is a great technique to get the most bang for your holiday buck. When you first buy drinks, drop the bartender a nice big fat tip. He/she will be amazed at your generosity, and the next time you go up to the bar, they will serve you first, and give you a drink with super-high alcohol content! Then you give them a small-ass tip. The bartender won’t care because they will only remember the first large tip you left them at the very beginning. Then you are set for the rest of the night!

For our annual Spring Break vacation we have decided to re-visit Mexico, or more specifically Cancun. Our rooms have been booked, our flights paid for, now we are just eagerly awaiting our departure date. Mexico was our choice this year because of one thing…. it is cheap! Some of the bars sell tequila shots for 25 cents! Cheap booze, beautiful beaches, and hot girls enjoying their Spring Break, what more could you ask for?

As of late Mexico has gotten a real reputation for being very easy to score alcohol. At some of the bars they don’t even bother checking ID. Lots of underage chicks are showing up, and getting in. We strongly suggest checking her ID if you meet a girl and are thinking about taking her back to your hotel with you!

Alot of student travel companies are trying their best to push Spring Break packages. One company I found offers something like 50 hours of guaranteed drinking time over a 7 day period(the drinks are included in the initial package purchase), so that is some crazy alcohol intake. Alot of girls say that during their Spring Break vacation it is common for them to consume 75% of their yearly alcohol intake! With this many drunk babes walking around, you can see why it is a sure-lock to score some pussy during Spring Break!

We were debating for a long time if we should have hit Mardi Gras this year or not. We didn’t know if the city would have recovered enough to make a visit enjoyable. We decided to take a pass this year simply because we didn’t think there would be a very big crowd going. We just recently talked to a buddy that went and he confirmed our thoughts. He said Mardi Gras was terrible. Apart from not having enough decent hotel rooms, it seems like everyone was in a bad mood.

The bars didn’t have enough staff(you had to wait forever to get served a drink) and perhaps the worst thing was that the big NO didn’t have enough police officers so they had to bring in alot from out of town! These out of towners were ruining the fun for everyone!

These cops didn’t like girls flashing, and if they saw a big crowd gathering they rushed right in to break it up because they thought that there is likely to be a girl showing her boobies in the middle of the crowd. My buddy had a really hard time, in fact he got punched in the face by a copper just because he tried to pet his horse! LOL

After hearing all of his stories I think it was for the best that we just chilled back and recharged our batteries. We will hit Mardi Gras full force in 2007!

With 2005 now offically behind us, we are now gearing up for, and looking forward to Spring Break this year. We have a few different destinations in mind. South Padre Island is always a favorite, but we have been there a few too many times already, and change is good.
Last year my buddy went to Negril Beach, Jamaica and told us it was simply amazing! He was talking about a “booze cruise” that he went on. The guys organzing the party/cruise put on a topless, shot taking contest. When I first heard about it I thought no way any girl would enter that, without being a little drunk first.
Boy I was wrong! Tons of horny girls were lining up to enter the contest,(although the free booze might have had something to do with actually getting them to take the final plunge!) I get the idea that when the girls are far away from home(off the continent for example) that they don’t care and even get crazier and more fucked up!
During Spring Break the girls seem to have slipped into a “zone”. Especially when they are in a totally different country, their “common sense alarms” seem to stop working(for a short time at least), this is when you can catch them doing shit that they would most likely regret later. 100% so if someone happend to get pictures!